Having a lustful emotion for a ‘partner’ one has never seen or even met.
If you have an online sweetheart or someone you really like but you haven't met them.... its high time you called it quit… There was ones a lady in Oklahoma, she was pretty and cute and photogenic… virtually everybody that sees this lady would want to lead her to the altar cos she’s from a Christian background…
As I was saying, different calibers of people have toasted her but refused ‘em all. As time went on, she registered at one of the online social group (name withheld). Here, she met different calibers of people as well… even with people having silhouette as profile pictures… On one fateful day, she met with a sugar coated, honey mellowed mouthed guy whose profile picture happen to be the talk of the town… the guy in question had a good biography, nice and handsome picture albums and above all intelligent……. And that was how they started. They began to exchange pleasantries, gifts of varying prices and so on, making their love for each other wax stronger and stronger . To cut the long story short, they exchanged addresses. We all no what men are up to… She was asked to come over to Kenya where the guy lived. .. on her arrival the guy had setup for some people to assist in receiving/collecting her from the air-port.
The sexy looking, well dressed Christiana was baffled on her arrival at the port, since she was not given a warm welcome hug by her ‘husband‘ who was not present but sent delegates to pick her up… the love was too much to the extent that she didn’t bother to ask any of the three personnel sent to receive her. After she got to the prediscribed address, she was ushered into a well built and decorated mansion (average man’s rented apartment). Christy sat herself down and ask for her ‘hubby’ as they call each other. Everybody here, were just looking at each other’s face as if Jesus as come to take righteous away. She inquire again but now with a ‘baritone’…. I say where is Samuel? …but he knows I would be around by now! Where the hell has he gone to? All these questions were just like rhetorical questions , since nobody could give a be fitting answer…
Calm down! David replied, your ‘hubby’ or whatever has just left for the neighboring country on an impromptu business trip and should be back by the end of the week… first day goes, second day, third fourth, fifth …two weeks gone… nobody like Samuel neither surfaced nor called…
To draw the curtain, Real Mr Samuel Han came around to claim the bearer of the name. Here I come honey, sorry for not calling you nor waiting for you at home since your arrival, I was off to the neighboring country for two things: to plan for our wedding and also business…. (interrupted by Christy) God forbid! How dare you claim to be my Sam… though you both look alike but my hubby is not a paralysed man as you are!… Am sorry honey! It’s a mistake on my side haven’t told you about my condition… Christy wept bitterly after hearing the persuasive speech spoken by Mr. Sam …. Guess what could have happened after all this………. A break up of three years online courtship. Who’s at a loss? The two I guess huh? Wastage of precious time, energy and every other things you could talk about. Therefore to avoid this kind of a thing in your own relationship, who knows may be you are the next person to be a victim?
I know it'll be hard but just BREAK IT OFF!! whats the point of having an online sweetheart if you don't know who it is??
So, please get your life back and ask out someone that you know will be true to you, and be there when you need them.
Tip: DON'T DATE COMPUTER PEOPLE IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEM!! :-)
hope this helped!!
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